After driving for hours and hours, this is where we ended up for an authentic
Quebecois lunch of hamburgers and French Fries. The proprietor, a lady who
was also the waitress and dishwasher, came to take our order like so:
"Hello, please do not speak English to me as I do not speak any English
at all, not even one word. Therefore you must order in French, for if you
not, I will not be able to understand anything you say..." (etc etc).